Stolen meme!

With her permission, I stole this meme from Christina. Wait, if I have permission, is it still stealing? Maybe I just borrowed it from her. If I just borrowed it though, do I have to give it back? I doubt she wants it back really. Well, that's not very exciting and now I don't want to do it. Which is stupid because now what am I going to talk about? This was supposed to be a nice lead in about stealing since it's one of the questions on the meme and there was going to be this big tie in with the meme and my beginning paragragh. Now I'm just rambling about whether or not I really stole the damn thing. This sucks. I wanted to do a stolen meme. Ya know what? This meme was totally taken without permission from Christina's blog. In fact, I bet she's pissed when she sees I stole it. Now I feel better.

Now before we get into the meme, you have to go see Ms. Ryan's blog and see the Dulaan photos of last years distribution in Mongolia. Take tissues. You've been warned.

The Great American (Totally Stolen) Onion Meme

I won't be passing this on. Just steal it then leave me a ransom note in the comments so I can visit it. It's more fun that way, trust me.

layer one
name: Angie
birthdate: April 18, 1972
birthplace: McAlister, Oklahoma
current location: Navasota, Texas
eye color: steel blue with brown around the pupil and brown streaks. Yes, they are as weird as that sounds.
hair color: dark brown with blond stripes. I love stripey hair.
righty or lefty: lefty (Grandpa says this is why I do everything bass-ackwards. hehe)
sign: Aries. take it as you will :)
innie or outtie: so far in I could give small woodland creatures a home

layer two
heritage: If it was part of Europe at any given time, I have it in me. Oh and some Native American too.
shoes you wore today: My plain jane white K-Swiss tennies
your hair: long and curly. tangles if I even think about it.
your weakness: my nephew and anything too small to care for itself
fears: being sick, losing my hubby
your perfect pizza: Cheese with a butt load of sauce. And more cheese. Oh and some melted cheese on top of the cheese.
one thing you'd like to achieve: having a baby. not as easy as these teens make it look, let me tell ya.

layer three

your most overused phrase: yay!, hooray! and piss off....
your first waking thoughts: He better have coffee made. I know he's not waking me up and not having coffee made. He loves me and there will be coffee. Damn I hafta pee.
the first features you notice in the opposite sex: the butt. I have a weakness for nice solid round male booty. I hate this baggy pants fad. I miss the 80's and their tight Levi's!!!
your best physical feature: I have been told I have a cupid's bow mouth. It requires me to shut up long enough for you to see it though.
your bedtime: It should be around 10 or 11. It's usually around 2 or 3 am.
your greatest fear: losing my husband or another miscarriage
your greatest accomplishment: getting out of an abusive relationship

layer four
pepsi or coke: Dr. Pepper. Those other 2 are swill.
single or group dates:I don't think I've ever been on a real date. Let's just leave that alone, shall we?
adidas or nike: K-Swiss!
lipton iced tea or nestea: So long as it's sweet and not that instant shit, I'l drink it.
chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. mmmmmmm
cappuccino or coffee: Either one so long as there is vanilla creamer or flavoring involved. I really like vanilla.

layer five

smoke: Yes. but trying to quit
cuss: Too much.
sing: Whenever there is an opportunity. Now looks good. Yes, I even sing at work. :)
take a shower everyday: Yes, but I don't wash my hair daily. Too damn much of it.
have a crush: Nope
been in love: Yep.
went to college: I did a couple of semesters in nursing school, but we moved so much back then it was too hard to start nursung school.
liked high school: Only my Senior year.
want to get married: Actually, I never wanted a husband, just kids. Hmmm.....
believe in yourself: Usually
type with your fingers on the right keys: I type 40 words/minute with all of 3 fingers. Sometimes I even spell those words right. I'm a good speller. I am a bad typist.
think you're attractive: I'm cute as hell, does that count?
think you're a health freak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! No.
get along with your parents: Always now. Didn't when I was in my twenties.
play an instrument:I never really wanted to play one. It takes too much concentration away from singing in my mind.

layer six
in the past month, did you..
drink alcohol: no
smoke: yes
do a drug: Illegal? no
make Out: yes
go on a date: nope
eat an entire box of Oreos: no
eat sushi: eww
been on stage: I wish :(
been dumped: Aww hell no.
gone skating: no
made homemade cookies: no, but I did make muffins
fall in love: That's the fun thing about marriage. Love is always there, but you fall in and out of love on a daily basis.
go skinny dipping: nope
dyed your hair: No, but I really need to either get my stripes done again or have it dyed back to original color. I currently have 4 different colors in my hair and only the dark brown and gray are natural.
stolen anything: This Meme! Hah! Told you there was a tie-in!

layer seven
have you ever...
played a game that required removal of clothing: Yep.
if so, was it mixed company:Yep.
been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Absolutely. Mexico and $3 worth of 25 cent tequila slammers will do it every time.
been caught doing something: Define something *blush*
been called a tease: Nope, but that's not necessarily a good thing.
gotten beaten up: Yep. Severely. But I've given a few beatings in my time as well.
shoplifted: Nope
if so, did you get caught: n/a
changed who you were to fit in: I changed in high school, but not to fit in. Just to make myself happier and all i did was let myself be me.

layer eight
age you hope to be married: Never, but it's too late now!
numbers and names of children: Zero so far, but we have 3 fuzzy children.
describe your dream wedding: Never dreamed of getting married. Never wanted to be married. Looking back, my dream wedding would be to elope. hehe
how do you want to die: Truthfully? I don't want to, but if it has to happen, I'd like to just fall asleep and not wake up.
what do you want to be when you grow up: Not grown up. I want to be a child forever. I never want to forget how to play. I don't mind paying bills, but I want to remember the joy of blowing bubbles on a Spring day. I never want to forget how funny the word "poop" is. I want to always appreciate the smell of puppy breath and how puppy kisses tickle your nose.
what countr(ies) would you most like to visit: Ireland, Scotland and Australia.

layer nine

number of men i have kissed: Ummm...lots actually. I'm a kissy sort of person. I like a good lip lock. Not the slobbery kind. Eww.
number of boyfriends you've had:Ummm...technical boyfriends? 4. Those other people were, ummm....just friends.
number of drugs taken illegally: I have smoked pot in the past. The far past. My nephew is not allowed to read this post.
number of people i could trust with my life: Quite a few actually. I can count at least 10 off the top of my head.
number of CDs that i own: Probably somewhere between 20 and 30. It's a pretty serious occasion if I buy a CD. I'm a radio type of girl.
number of piercings: Zero. I used to have my ears pierced, but those have grown in.
number of tattoos: 5. I would love to get more, but T hates tattoos.
number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Quite a few times due to being in choir.
number of scars on my body: 3 major. Lots of minor.
number of things in my past that i regret: Just one really. Never getting to sit down and crochet with my grandmother and getting to hear her laugh while I crocheted in my "weird little way of doing things right-handed" when I am a left-handed individual. This always made her giggle at me. "Yer left-handed, Angie girl! Why do insist on doing things with yer right hand? Never did make no sense to me."

Hope everyone has a great day!!