Thursday, April 28, 2005

The post is coming! The post is coming!

Yeesh. I promise I haven't been ignoring the blog. Things have just been...well....ok, I'm a lazy ass. But we have established this. You people are aware of it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

When I started the blog, I thought to myself "Don't be an ignorant prat. Nobody is going to read it, your humor is too damn sarcastic, and you're a lazy ass. People aren't going to read the sarcasm in your humor and you will offend every last damn stalkee you have. Not to mention the fact that your life is not interesting." Well, I sure showed me! Granted, I am still lazy and I will always be sarcastic, but life is full of interesting little day-to-day happenings. Does anybody really care about those? Well, no. Not really. Thanks for playing, next contestant please.

I guess I have just been struggling with who I am as a blogger. Does that even make sense? "No, Stalker Angie, it doesn't, but we will smile and nod like we do for all the crazy people." Thanks, guys! I guess what I mean is, I do not write as eloquently as the Yarn Harlot, Steph, nor do I have the Oh-sweet-deity-on-a-pogo-stick-you-are-too-cute sayings that Ms. Ryan has, like "snarky." I love that. And I am one of those people who soak up personalities like a sponge so I've been trying to make myself come across as me and not as one of my stalkees because I don't want to be like Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female. Creeeeeeeeeepy.

So here's the deal. Read the whole thingy at the top. That part about being offended? Yeah. Listen to it. You have choices. You can take me with a grain of salt like everyone who knows and loves me because I am freakin hilarious (or so they think), you can just ignore me and go to another blog, you can write me a comment about how offended you are and how I should take other peoples feelings into consideration, or you can piss off. I tell everyone at some point or another to piss off. My little brother and sister hear it all the time. My husband hears it daily. It just means I love you.

So there will be more of my "did she just say that??" humor in the future, and I swear to Jeebus that I will have pics posted soon. I am almost done with Sophie and I got my handles from Kim at Gibson Girl and some beautimus stitch markers with them (Yarn jewelry, yay!!), and I got me some Denise interchangables to play with, I still haven't posted any Dulaan project pics.....if my life is so damn uninteresting, why do I have so much to post about?? Sheesh.

Hope everyone has a great day!!


Norma said...

All of that prompted me to say, "Deal." Bring it on. I'm not afraid. There is definitely room for those of us who dare to be our selves, our true selves, and nothing but our selves in our blogs. Oh, yeahhhhhhh. And I'll just throw in a neener, neener, just because Ryan said it to me in an email yesterday and made me laugh.

Stalker Angie said...

Hey Norma dear? Piss off. :o)

Ryan said...

So, if you're having trouble with establishing your own identity, and you don't know what to do with the blog, and you think people are going to judge you, and you think you are going to offend people, and you don't think you write eloquently, and your life is uninteresting, than how do you explain why I keep coming back and back and back again to see if you've added another frickin' post?!


From me to you: "Neener, neener."

From you to me: "Piss off."