Friday, March 10, 2006

If you want excitement, you are so very lost today.

Blah. For the past 2 weeks, blah. Without going into major TMI (sorry Christina!) my body decided after a year that I am actually female and golly something doesn't belong and let's get rid of it all right fucking now yay! All I know is it had better be done by April 2nd. Or there will be face biting. So yeah, there hasn't been any posting because I knew it would turn into a rant about how much I hate when my body does this and how weepy I get because it's gross and it's proof that I am still not pregnant and blah. Blah. Blah. I also get angry. Weepy + angry does not make for good posting. It makes for this sort of shit I am typing now. Nothing. Argh!

Anywho, to try and get over my late in life teen angst, I went and got a haircut. It's what we do. When we get pissy, we get nails done or a pedicure or buy nice soft yarn that makes us purr. Yesterday, my hair was almost to my butt. Today it is just past my shoulders. I got 7 inches cut off. (Oh hell what kind of hits am I going to get now for typing 7 inches on my blog) I love my hair now. It's actually a little sexy and it makes me look thinner. T LOVES the hair, even though he prefers longer hair on women. I'm not sure what it says about me that a haircut changed my attitude as much as it did. It's such a girly reaction. I'm so not girly. Don't get me wrong, I'm still bitchy. I'm just bitchy while swinging my new haircut around.

I'm working on something special for Monday, my one year Blogiversary is coming up, my cruise is coming up (eek! so much to do!) and my birthday is coming up. Y'all, I'm gonna be 34 here in a bit. That sucks ass. In the meantime....

Hormonal Bitch
You are 63% PMS-ing!

Well done, you have PMS and you're not afraid to show it! You know, if
you bottle it up, you'll explode one of these days anyway. So live a
little! Give your boss a good bitchslap, gorge yourself on Kit Kats.
The world will forgive you. Because you're a woman, and you're PMS-ing,
dammit!



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You scored higher than 50% on PMS
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3 comments:

Imbrium said...

What, no picture of your sexy new 'do?

In my senior year of college, my hair was four feet long - to the tops of my thighs. I cut it off to my chin, then down to a couple inches long a few months later. I liked it super-short, but it was too expensive to maintain once my parents stopped paying for my haircuts. I started growing it back out about three and a half years ago, and it's back down to my waist.

Yes, my hair grows wicked-fast.

Christina said...

Use that new camera and get us a picture of your new hair!

Mine's waist-length too. But only 'cause I haven't decided what exactly I want to do with it. So I just leave it and it keeps getting longer and longer...

chris said...

Dude, a haircut can do wonders! I want to cut mine so bad, but unfortunately I already told a couple people that I was thinking about growing it out for Locks Of Love, and now I'm stuck, aren't I? Urgh.

Anyway, I'm sorry you're having a bad time of it, and I wish I could do something, anything, to help!!!